Job Hunting over 60 while tutoring data analytics.

“Confessions of a Data Nerd Dancing to Harry Belafonte: A Hilarious Journey Through Career Chaos”

🎵 “Jump in the line, rock your body in time…” 🎵 Here I am, channeling my inner Harry Belafonte while contemplating life’s big questions — like why do students always wait until 2 AM before a deadline to panic-message their tutor? (Seriously, kids, we need to talk about time management! 😅)

The Great Interview Adventure

Yesterday’s Tableau developer interview went about as smoothly as trying to explain blockchain to my grandmother. ( Actually it wasnt that bad, I was able to answeer most of their questtions) When they asked about Tableau Server permissions, I felt like a cat being asked about quantum physics. Sure, I can teach students how to make pretty dashboards, but server permissions? That’s like asking me to explain why socks disappear in the dryer!

The Great Northern Migration

Speaking of life choices, here I am in the frozen tundra of a northern blue state, bundled under THREE comforters like a human burrito, with my trusty hot water bottle (let’s call her Bertha). The thermostat’s so low it’s practically begging for mercy. But hey, at least I have healthcare! Meanwhile, my friends in Florida are probably melting like popsicles in the 80-degree February “winter.” 🌡️

The Side Hustle Shuffle